The Spooky Tales of My Youth
It’s Halloween again! Gather ’round the fire, kids! Time for some deliciously dark and scary stories! (cue creepy organ music) Once upon a dreary time, I was your age and living through the ghastly...
View ArticleThe Footsteps on the Stairs
Each night, the footsteps were the same; deliberate and heavy. The sound would slice into my hazy dreams, and I’d drift helplessly back into the world. My eyes would start to focus, gradually taking in...
View ArticleFritter Friday
So apparently… …I have changed my blog theme around 72 times since I started blogging last year. And each time I’ve noticed something odd–I keep choosing text that is significantly bigger on the...
View ArticleBehold, the Power of Free Candy
Kids today have it so easy. My son gets a complete Luigi costume at Target, slaps on a fake mustache, has us drive him around a few minutes, then comes home with enough candy to put Willy Wonka in a …...
View ArticleHow to Really Freak Out Your Kids
Want to give your children a fright this Halloween? Really give them the heebie-jeebies? Here’s one sure-fire way to scare them silly. Just follow these simple steps: Go to a public place with your...
View ArticleI Think the Fox Says, “Never Eat Raisinitos”
Hey guys! Happy Halloween from Merida and Luigi! I’ve got a few quick questions for you. I’m trying to keep my pulse on the popular culture, so I can stay hip, down with the groove and all that jazz....
View ArticleLittle Post of Horrors
Happy Halloween, kiddos! It is I, Count Darlacula! [thunder claps] I’m here to share with you an old post I wrote ages ago about things from the past that truly scared the crap out of me. Namely,...
View ArticleThe Power of Free Candy
Kids today have it so easy. My son gets a Luigi costume at Target, slaps on a fake mustache, then has us drive him around a few minutes so he can come home with enough candy to put Willy Wonka in a ten...
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